Gregory Muller has been a hobbyist woodworker (and closet neanderthal) since just after serving his country in the '80's. He was pushed off the turning slope by his friend Todd ('Mater), and has been laughing his way through the vortex ever since.
    Gregory is tolerated by his beautiful wife, Juli, and humored by his children Christian, Aaron, and Gabrielle. He considers himself the luckiest man in the world and blessed by God with more than he could ever deserve.